CEUS: ladys and gentlemen, and cool folk...i am writing here to announce that there will be a 'FRESH START' to the cool-members website. Maintainence will be on-going for the next few weeks, we will get back to you with more details at a later date, and how u could be the next cool member. my my.
Adele x: Pope and Tom of course! u have bare talent babe!!!
TOM: EUGENE WENT ON THIS WEBSITE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
tom: :| who let shane onto this website....everyone knows he will infect this website with his STI's :|...not jokin...u shld of seen what he woz doing with a sea lion :|
shane: tom i think u will make the rite decision in naming me cool member 12
not as cool boy: shes had us there boys :( we will neva be as cool as her :( she da 'coolyist' :(
cool gal: ur neva be as cool as me i am da coolyist xxlol
tom: GET CONNOR A MEDAL! i sed now bitch *raises hand to pimp slap our secutary*
connor: i perved vicky good :D
RANDOM COOL GUY: im talking bout the public...not the cool members..there cool! But the uncool people (rest of public) sign here plz
Random cool guy: u may be uncool...but u can still sign here
CEUS: therefore...the 12 CM's of coolness are: CM1 - Ceus CM2 - Fr. Stan CM3 - Vicky CM4 - Tom CM5 - Eugene CM6 - Spiderman CM7 - Pope CM8 - Conor Morgan CM9 - Mbombo CM10 - John O'Keffeee CM11 - Jack Makepeace CM12 - Pen Man
TOM: the final cool member placement has now been filled and can be revealded to our adoring public that..the CM12 is....PEN MAN :d also known as steven! Yay...we believe he will be vital in being cool
TOM: there has been another entery into the COOL MEMBERS....he is a cool cat hu i have known for the past 30 minutes...BUT HES COOL! it is CM8's good friend....JACK MAKE-PEACE! he shall be CM11 which means.......THERE ARE NOW 11 COOL MEMBERS :o OH MY DEAR GOD! relax dont do it
TOM: I CAN NOW CLASSIFLY..the latest Cool Member is...JOHN O'KEEFE! all of us here at the cool member are very happy that John can join us..we appreciate his joining as a slice of Coolness. John will be CM 10. CONGRATULATIONS DUDE
john: go me the latest cm o nd go team 2 :D
vicky: OMGOSH...magical moment on d 8th of feb.met d famou john..new cm :D:D GO TEAM..
Sugar Ray: WOOOOOOOO!!!! GO JOHN NEW CM!!!!!!GO YOU
john: o yes i am victorious i met vicky touched vickys back and even asked if she lived in watford o yes go me
jake: ur sad as fuck
tom: I am the judge of this little escapade and i rule that the meeting did not take place.....u must both see each oda or else the world will end :| Hu eva touchs the oda persons back first is declared the winner and ruler of my tomato seeds! god i hate to give them seeds up :(
john: OMG how can i c vicky on da train afta she's got off :@ but it still counts mwauh
santa: HO HO HO...MERRRY CHRISTMAS EVERY1...HOPE UR ALL HAPPY AS IM SANTA AND I HAVE A RAINBOW IN MY POCKET :D SMILE BE HAPPY (THIS IS THE COOLEST SITE IVE BEEN ON...AND IM SANTA :D)
tom: its offically...were the coolest group since the disciples..but we will soon out-cool them :D HA HA HA...the de-cools is coola dan jesus and CEUS..boy hes like 100x cooler than god! but the oda cool members need to cool it up a bit...doubtful thomas is making doubting cool! come on CM's
lou: well hello there iwas made 2 sign this personally i think i was blackmaild!!!! but hu cares nice site luving the coolness
tom: ciaran..ur a legend....im so glad u signed this :D
ciaran: wow this cool people are so cool wow i envy them so much p.s tom is D U D E
hi:
hee hee pee
tom CM4: why thnk u clarky! i am please u relise we are cool AS U ARE NOT UNFORTUANTLY! john told me ur gay! so ha ha...get out :| but come agen...and be cool nxt time (well try to)
clarky: wow i wish i was as cool as you, man those pictures show off your indivaduality and quality of retardation for the whole world to enjoy, fun for all the family eh? and those pictues you've drawn really show your artistic talent, wow im still in awe, i happened to stumble on the coolest website in the world! it even has john!!!
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joe: it me joe !!!!!!!!!! i luv golf
tom: ok 1st....??? shut up u loser! seriously! pussy ends? wtf r u on about...go do sumtin that dosnt make u sound like a gay. ok got it ? good! now...amar....if u blow me up...i'll be mad at u and that wldnt be nice and wen im mad i have a frequant need to fart nd poo in faces! its tru...it happens sadly :( so be nice ok? and poopooflakes...john may be cool but hes not a CM yet so sign the petition and maybe he will be! and ps: can i have sum poopoooflakes plzzzz....preety plz? HEY! i asked u nicely BIATCH! ok fine...i'll strave to death :( ur all mean
john: people sign the cool petition amar and poopooflakes ur votes r needed but they cnt count till there on the cool petition
poopooflakes: john is cool
amar: let john in or i'll blow u up
???: HOO R DESE WASTEMEN FROM PUSSY ENDZ I'LL GET MY MANDEM ON U UUUUUUUUUU GET ME?
TOM: JOHN...I WOZ ON URSIDE...until u caled CM3 A COWARD! she may not be the bravest..but shes the coolest (aprt from me as im also DECOOL) so shes defently not a coward and wld easily catch ur shot and run away wid the ball wid her cool speed! AND AS FOR ME.....i will sing: MONDAY, TUESDAY HAPPY DAYS....(8)
john: no way cud u save 1 of my thinderous shoots i wud make u hid in the cormer of the goal like the coward that u r mwauh mwauh u'll never find me mwauh
chrid: im bored
chrid: dis sites kl
chrid: alo ppl
vicky: u can play football all u lky lil boy..but one day u will shoot a goal..n d goal keeper will save..n whoose face will u c..MYN SONNY BOY!!:Dor if not ill b d ornage juice seller
john: u beta believe i cheat nd in many respects i am very like god and jesus is my homeboi so u no i can pretend 2 b all important nd do jack shit nd plus ber good at not bein seen coz no1's ever actually seen god so god is my like brother from another mother
TOM: leave football out of this!!!!! its between you, john and THE EVIL TRAIN! (like on the mtrix which confsed me, but i woz drugged..well not reallybut cld u imagine me drugged? i wld be sooo weird EVEN MORE CRAZY!! LETS DO IT! ) well i have faith in vicky that one day she will find john! in her heart! coz john is like god...he cheats! so farewell and goodluck! CM4ova nd out
vicky: i think u find..i will...find u!i knoe wah ya look lyk now..n i knoe where u play football!MUAHAHAHAHAH
john: mwauh u cannot catch me it is impossible i am wanted by millions nd although u are very kl u ahll not b the 1 2 find me vicky
VICKY: JOHN...I WILL HUTN U DOWN IF ITS D LAST THING IS DO...:@I KNOE UR ALLIES..although weldone..u r hard to track down..:D
Sugar Ray continued: But dont get me wrong I wanna be in the coolest group eva The Cool Members